Lyle Schofield

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Sunday, February 13, 2005

Patches the Horse

Mostly to keep this link around for my own reference, here is "Patches the Horse":
http://www.bassfiles.net/PatchestheHorse.wmv

He could very well be the smartest horse since Mr. Ed.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Happy Birthday Dad!

Of course, he doesn't "Internet", so he probably won't see this!

Happy New Year

I forgot to post this yesterday.

"Happy New Year", and welcome to the Year of the Rooster!

Will Smith is not a Date Expert

I noticed on Good Morning America this morning that Diane Sawyer was getting "date advice" from Will Smith. I know this is in the spirit of "promotion", but as a "news" show there should be some disclosure that Will, as "Hitch", is an actor and not really a relationship expert.

I love Will's movies, and he seems like a great guy. But, I, Robot didn't make him a "robot expert", Men In Black (both "I" and "II") didn't make him a "UFO expert", Ali didn't make him a "boxing expert", etc. etc. etc.

He is, however, an "acting expert".

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Google Does Maps

Google Maps is out as a beta application. Brilliant implementation.